Mahmoud Gouasmi

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This is my First ever new web page created on Tuesday October 19 2004 at around 12 O'clock. I hope it won't be the last. Mahmoud Gouasmi.

 

A man enters a barber shop for a shave.
While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.

"I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer.
"Just place this between your cheek and gum."

The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced.
After a few strokes the client asks in garbled speech.
"And what if I swallow it?"

"No problem," says the barber.
"Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does."

 

 

A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may surprise you......?!?!...

 

Better to be safe than...punch a 10 years old.

 

Never underestimate the power of...Dad and Mum.

 

You can lead a horse to water but...how?

 

Don't bite the hand that...spanking you.

 

No news is... impossible.

 

A miss is as good as a... Mr.

 

You can't teach an old dog new... math.

 

If you lie down with dogs, you'll... stink in the morning.

 

Love all, trust... me.

 

The pen is mightier than the... paper.

 

An idle mind is... the best way to relax.

 

Where there's smoke there's... pollution.

 

A penny saved is... not very much.

 

Don't put off till tomorrow what...you put on to go to bed.

 

Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and... you have to blow your nose.

 

None are so blind as... Stevie Wonder.

 

Children should be seen and not... spanked or grounded.

 

If at first you don't succeed... get new batteries.

 

You get out of something what you... see pictured on the box.

 

When the blind lead the blind... get out of the way.